What does this dream mean?

Just yesterday I dreamed I was in this forest by a lake. There was a giant green baby that farts ninjas. Now, the problem was, these ninjas didn't have swords, but pulse pistols, and all I had was a twig and some onion. I started running, but I knew I could never outrun them. They were slowly gaining on me, yelling profound Japanese proverbs and whirling their pulse pistols as they ran. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage came riding a dinosaur, which had chainsaws for teeth, and a satellite dish on it's tail. I thought he would soon be overrun, but he had it all under control. The dinosaur had a projector in it's mouth, so it projected fox news on a giant mountain side. Bil O'Rielly was on. Dumbed down, and stripped of their dignity, the ninjas performed a m harakiri. Nicolas winked at me, and left, whistling the tune from the power rangers.